Reviews by Kris Mason
Two Thumbs:
Not Exactly Facing the Same Direction


The Oscars have been handed out, and we leave film season and enter movie season. Now, I don’t go to the theater, I head out to the multiplex. During “award season,” you can count on solid performances and gritty, heart wrenching stories in lush settings, beautifully photographed; the rest of the year, not so much. It’s hit or miss. Over the last few weeks, I ended up with one movie that looked great and had a ton of potential that I didn’t like, and one that I went to for my daughters, that I absolutely loved.

Leading up to “Jumper”, the story of a guy who discovers his ability to transport himself anywhere in the world, just by thinking about it, I thought it sounded, at least, original. The actors were familiar and reputable, but I was most interested in the director, Doug Liman. His contribution to film has given us the action hits, “The Bourne Identity” (2002) and “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005). With a solid director, a hip, young cast and a unique premise, how could it fail?

When I’m asked to suspend belief, like traveling through space with just a thought, I am a willing, mindless hostage. Once I go with you, though, don’t go out of your way to insult me. The edgy part of this movie, the “jumping,” is not where it went wrong. The explanation was just enough to hook you, without leaving room for too many, “yea, but,” moments. The special effects were cutting edge and strongly supported the fantasy.

The wheels came off with the actions and reactions of the characters and the extraordinarily weak dialog. It played like a really bad cross between a bad episode of “The O.C.” and any installment of the “Friday the 13th“ flicks. The only way you could happily walk out of this one is if you were a fourteen year old boy.

The movie that pleasantly surprised me the most was “The Spiderwick Chronicles”, the story of a family who moves into an old inherited home and begins to unlock the secrets of their ancestor’s life’s work. My daughter had read the book series and was very excited to see this; I was barely hopeful that the movie would do justice to the books. From the first scene, I was wrapped up and taken away. Everything in this movie is rich and layered and doesn’t talk down to kids, but includes them.

In contrast, “Jumper” takes a PG-13 story and alienates everyone under the age of twelve and over the age of fourteen, while “The Spiderwick Chronicles” takes a PG tale and includes all ages and generations. Recently, I’ve been more impressed with family films because they seem to be more inclusive. It started around the time of Disney’s Beauty and The Beast (where the cartoon was playing to the parents as well). As much as I enjoy film, I enjoy my family more. When I can combine the two and everyone is happy, I’m happy.

If I leave my family to see something outside of their maturity level, you better knock my socks off so I can justify the time spent. If only I could get the Disney Channel to catch on to that.


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